Friday, August 05, 2005

Tattoo-faced tyson turns to tawdry trade

That's right. alliteration. Boo-yea... *ahem* sorry.

tyson to do jameson

Of all the people in the world to have the chance to star with Jenna "queen of porn" jameson, Tyson is getting the shot.

Jenna is recruiting him.

Jenna. May I remind you he ate the ear of an fighter? He's beat the crap out of the women in his life... and yet you are going to allow his mouth and proported 14inch wife-beater near/in you?

I'm so sad Jenna. I thought you were the porn-star mogul that all of us likened-blonde bimbos could look up to. *sniff Sniff*

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jealous...

do you get jokes? said...

of who? jenna or mike?