Now, I realize some things.

-People are easily distracted by flying objects. That is why this morning there was no traffic until the president's/vp's helicopters started giving all of us commuters a nice little airshow on deck, thus everyone stopped to watch.

-Old people hate it when young people beat them.

-Girls are supremely mean. WE are. A small portion of us can control that, but man, the ones that can't are little girl-devils.

-Sisterhood is crap. No matter how close you think you are, girls could just be using you to the best of their ability.

-Finding your real friends is hard, but well worth the trials in the end.

-Family is more important than I will ever grasp.

-Just because people are VIPs doesn't mean they are not idiots.

-Even if you forget the cannolis, you should leave the gun.

-When working with people who are full of themselves, it is important to remember that if you think they are full of themselves, than you probably have a rather large ego yourself.

-Anyone that makes you laugh while you are drenching their shoulder and still likes you all pink-faced and blotchy from crying is a "keepah"