Yes old man in the jeep in front of me as I drove in this morning, I automatically don't like you. I'm sorry. That's reality. It doesn't matter that I was singing John Legend at the top of my lungs and rapping with snoop.
I hate duke blue. not because the color couldn't be pretty, but because it has been associated with the freakin blue devils. I don't want my little brother to go there for free, I wouldn't ever be able to cheer for his team, only him individualy, and even then I would have to wear neutral colors. Its a shame really.
But dear duke fans its all your fault. I hate that your stadium is 4,000 degrees F so everyone who plays there nearly drops dead from heat exhaustion. I hate that you are so annoyingly good. That you have some of the ugliest players ever, who just happen to be freakin good at what they do. I hate that their fans are everywhere. not just the east coast or nc. grrr. and most of all I hate that they are craptastic drivers.
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